Ah, Christmas! That lovely holiday were we chop down an innocent tree only to keep it alive in a weird half-state and weigh it down with bits of plastic, glass, metal, fabric, and wires. Then we waste all our money buying junk for each other that we will never use, attempt to force down a horribly rich feast, and exchange a few awkward comments with relatives from halfway around the world that you hardly know. And you get hugged. A lot.
However, it is a very good holiday!!!!! All the sociopathic and extremely social things mentioned above are actually, strangely, really fun.
So… what winter holiday(s) do you celebrate?
Also, please tell me what you chose in the comments, it’s fun to see what people do during the holiday season!!! You only need an e-mail and a nickname or pen-name to comment!!! 👹